The Russian Wedding

When a young man (let’s call him Vlad) decided to get married, he sat down with his best man in a tavern and asked him for a favor.

“I asked her to marry me, and she said yes!”

“That is wonderful news” his friend reacted. “What will you do now?”

“I want to make a great feast for all of my friends” explained Vlad. “But I cant make the arrangements myself, so I need to ask you something.”

“Anything” his man encouraged.

“Can you send all of my friends a letter, to come and celebrate with us here next Saturday?”

“Of course Vlad” his friend agreed. “All of us will be waiting for you here on Saturday. I will send the letters”.

The week went by, and as agreed, Vlad came to the tavern.

Expecting to enter a room full of people, he was stunned to see none of his friends, but the best man there…

“Where are all my friends?!” He asked.

“They are all here” said his best man.

“Did you send the letters?”


“For today?”


“What did you write?”

“Vlad is in trouble, come to the tavern next Saturday.”


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